Tap & Fart - Fart noise & prank soundboard machine

I liked the app but I have to get rid of it. I want to play it very quickly for someone as a trick and I have to stop and wait for the preview of another app to get done. It ruins the trick and it leaves no place for me to stop it or skip the ad or hit the X!! Therefore, I’m going to uninstall your app! I’ll just find another one that is not as annoying!!

The names of the farts are pretty spot on so you know what you’re getting before you hear it. This app has a great multitude of uses and I don’t think I could live without it. If you’re home alone and existential thoughts begin barging in your head and the threat of your looming demise is beginning to get you down, just open this app and play a few farts to chase those thoughts away. If you’re at the DMV and the line is ridiculously long and the only sounds are the chatter of the people at the various booths and the sound of Doc Mcstuffins playing on a 2 year old’s IPad, whip out this app and play a few farts. It’ll bring your mood right up while also giving you some personal space as people get away from you. If you’re at a family gathering, such as thanksgiving, and one annoying family member just won’t stop talking about how “your life is going nowhere” and “why didn’t you finish school” and “why don’t you have a job”, pull this app right out and play a fart every time they talk. I personally recommend the wet one because it makes people the most uncomfortable, and I promise you, no one will talk to you for the rest of the night. Honestly, this is just an all around great app that I think everyone should download. It’ll change your life for the better, guaranteed.

Before this app I was on the street. I had no job and I was doing copious amounts of drugs. But then this app changed my life. I became an astrophysicist and now I have an eight figure salary an I live in Beverly Hills. I used to be mute and I couldn’t communicate but now I speak seven different languages including Luxenborgish, Mandarin Chinese, Latin, American, African, Canadian, and Cuniform. Before women wouldn’t speak to me but this app helped me learn how to floss and now I have a wife which I’m cheating on with four different women.

So i pranked my friends with this app one of my friend blamed it on my bff this app is amazing i dont use it alot but i Would definitely use it on April fools day I’m sorry for my writing but I don’t know if there’s and grammar or spelling wrong but yeah And 4 stars not trying to be rude but I think u guys need more choices but yeah.

Try two or more in rapid succession, such as the Quick Fart after any one of the others? Only complaint? The ads, including having to pay to get rid of them.