Flying Gorilla

It was a normal Monday I was dead inside and didn’t know what life really was and then my friend recommended flying gorilla I downloaded it I got addicted I missed school days and to this day I stay in my room well I used to have a room but my mom kicked me out and I live behind Taco Bell but I don’t care because I have my phone my charger and flying gorilla and that’s all that matters in my life and to this day I still live behind Taco Bell and I have not regretted one second of flying gorilla if you are like my old self you should buy this game and also I married the love of my life flying gorilla plush even though my wedding was behind McDonald I don’t care cuz I have flying gorilla and I sleep one hour a day and I have 23 hours of flying gorilla a day and then I got diagnosed with brain tumor and the doctor said I need surgery but I told him no because I have flying gorilla and if I have flying gorilla than as far as I’m concerned I’m not going to die even though my wife died from getting eaten by a dog I still love flying gorilla but it seems that my left leg and and left arm don’t work so it must mean that the bruins tumor is on my right side but I’m play with my right hand so I’m okay i sometimes consider having surgery I remember that I only have two dollars but even if I had enough money I still would not do surgery cause I have flying gorilla anyways I have to get beck to playing so I hope you have the same experience as me

Hi. My name is John, and let me tell you my story about how I came to love flying gorilla. I used to be a jungle scientist who studied the animals in it. At one point, I was studying lions, when one of them jumped at me! He started to bite into my arm and I was sure that it would be all over when I heard music in the distance. I couldn’t figure out what it was, but all I knew was that it was beautiful. As it got louder, I knew that the source of the music was coming to save me. Sure enough, I heard his voice. He said “hey it’s me flying gorilla from my new app on the App Store flying gorilla and I am coming to save you.” I wanted to yell out and thank him but I was too weak to do anything. Eventually he came and hit the lion out of the way and I took in all of his glory. He was flying! I could not believe it! I was still weak, but he said “here, let me heal your wounds.” And the next thing I knew, I was healed. He then took me in his arms and said “let’s get you home.” We flew all the way back to my home town and he handed me an iPhone 11 with the amazing triple cameras, said “never forget this.” And disappeared. I then felt my fingers go to the App Store and start to type. I didn’t know what I was looking for but I knew it would be great. I soon found the app flying gorilla. I saw what it was and instantly downloaded it. It is the best and most amazing game I have ever played. Thank you flying gorilla.

So two minutes ago yesterday after tomorrow, I was taking a nap. While in this nap, I had a very blurry dream and I could make out the shape of a gorilla, flying in the middle of my view. There was a loud booming voice that said “hey guys it’s me, flying gorilla, from my new app on the app store, flying gorilla.” He explained, “it’s a free download so I hope you check it out, and I hope...” there was a flash of blue followed by a loud noise, and I woke up sweating. I began browsing the internet for memes and then I saw it. It was low resolution game footage of a gorilla, without a doubt, flying in the center of the screen, with a man loudly commentating over it pretending to be the gorilla advertising the game. Just like the dream. Then all of a sudden, my phone died. I was very confused because my phone had been charging all night, and it was still on the charger. Just when I was about to get up, it came back on. As soon as the startup was finished, I didn’t even have to type in my password. The phone unlocked and opened up to this game, without me ever downloading it. I thought it must be a sign, so I had to play it. I got started and I couldn’t stop. The game has me hooked but I don’t want to quit. This game has claimed me like it has claimed many others, and I don’t plan to escape. I will be grateful that this had 100% happened to me and is not a story I made up. Thank you, Flying Gorilla, you’ve taken my boredom away.

Most people say it’s impossible to be perfect. The people who say that are the same people who haven’t played Flying Gorilla. This game has to be the greatest game of all time. Now, you may be thinking “oh, it’s just another joke review because the game is a meme” but this really isn’t. There are so many things that this game has done for me, I can’t even put how amazing it is into words. But, in this review, I will attempt to. Flying Gorilla has brought me through so many hard times, and helped me sustain relationships with close friends and families. It has inspired me throughout my lifetime and without it, I wouldn’t have accomplished half of the things that I’ve ever done. It hasn’t just helped me as a person and in real life, it has provided me endless hours of entertainment and continues to to this day. Every single aspect of the game is perfect. Is has a incredible story, stealth, racing, online multiplayer, in depth lore, humor, dialogue, graphics, and SO MUCH MORE! I’d honestly recommend this to not only anyone who has ever played a video game, but also to anyone who loves to watch movies, or read books, or any aspiring authors, or game developers. This is a game not done right, but done perfect. I would like to personally thank the game developers for making such a masterpiece, and for helping me through my life struggles. Get this game right now.

I never liked spaghetti. I never liked anything. I found no joy in all of the meaningless things of this world. Days were long and bleak with no purpose or light. I was alone in the world, and my only friend was nobody because I didn’t have any friends. Sometimes I would go outside and shoot my LEGO figures with my zombie strike nerf gun, but it wasn’t enough. I new it was the end of my happiness so I began to fill out an application to work at a Burger King. As I was about to sign my name, I felt a pull, a tug, a drawing power from an unseen force. I looked to my phone. I opened the App Store and I felt an overwhelming desire for something that I didn’t even know. I closed my eyes. I breathed in. My fingers moved. I breathed out. And I opened my eyes. The light was blinding so I covered my face. My ears heard a beautiful symphony that filled the empty void in my soul. I felt a giant, furry embrace. On its back I felt the wings of an angel. I felt a heart that was beating just for me. In that moment I new everything I needed to know. I saw everything I needed to see. I had everything I needed to have. The answer is simple, but for some people, it is too simple. Some are searching for something that is not truly there and not truly relevant to our existence. There is one thing that is always there. There is one thing that is always relevant. And that thing is Flying Gorrila