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So I put into the universe splitter that I was either going to make an honest review or a dishonest review, so know I’m here to tell you that this app is fantastic and it’s worth every penny! Every important decision I make in life I put through this splitter, that way I never feel like I’m making the wrong decision!....leave your wife?...universe splitter!!....should I drive to the bar or take a cab?.....universe splitter!.....should I get that overdue prostate exam I’ve been delaying for all these years?......you get the idea! Thank you universe splitter for giving me a life without regret.......and thanks to Joe Rogan and Sean Carroll for showing me the way!
Interesting app. Interesting idea. But, I’m another guy that’s getting all only one branch. The first entry is always coming up as the “my universe” and the second is always the “other you” universe. To the Dev. Are you sure this isn’t just a fault in the app? Or am I just the one guy being “mislead (by the universe)”? Assuming this is just me and I’m simply doomed by the universe (lol) this app could be interesting for discovery authors and rpg’ers. Not certain I would suggest it for anything else. Well, Idk, maybe physicists. Regardless, it’s interesting and thought provoking. Five stars.
This app puts the power to split the universe in your hands in order to make the most mundane decisions in your life! Just let that sink in for a minute. For only $1.99 you can harness this god-like power. The developer could have been greedy and asked for millions for this, but he generously only asked for a couple of dollars. I can’t believe people have the nerve to complain. I’d personally like to thank him for this amazing gift. A coin flip does not split the universe people! Only this app will do that. Only. This. App.
Even in the quantum realm Sean Carroll and Joe Rogan can’t be wrong! Or maybe they can be both right and wrong?? Who knows, I just like splitting the universe as a way of deciding what to eat for dinner. Even if I don’t like the place I wind up at hopefully in another universe I’m at the other place meeting my future super model wife. Or not but a man can dream!
This is not a game. It asks two things you could have been doing right now, then after an animation, it selects one of those two tasks for you to do. Apparently in the ‘other universe’, you are doing the other task. But it never shows any other universes. I don’t think it worthy of $1.99. If you are indecisive and need help to make a decision, this app is good. Or simply download an app to help making a decision. Flipping a coin is just as a quantum as this app. So flip a coin and keep your money. PS - it is such a bold claim for a developer to point out the limitations of the universe.
Use Quantum Physics to Split Your Universe -- It's the Ultimate Decision-Maker!
An App Store "Staff Favorite!"
Endorsed by famous physicists!
"According to quantum mechanics, every observation brings new universes into existence. But these universes have been completely useless to us -- until now! Universe splitter helps guarantee that there's at least one version of you who has made all the right choices."
-- Sean Carroll, physicist at Caltech and author of FROM ETERNITY TO HERE.
"The functioning of this app is in complete agreement
with the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics."
--Garrett Lisi, PhD, Theoretical Physics
Scientists say that every quantum event plays out simultaneously in every possible way, with each possibility becoming real in a separate universe. But that was just an abstract concept... until now! Because now, you can harness this powerful and mysterious effect right from your iPhone or iPod Touch!
When faced with a tough choice, Universe Splitter allows you to live out BOTH of your options... in separate realities.* No mere coin-flip app can make this claim!
Here's how it works:
Let's say you have to make a difficult decision — for example, whether to accept a job offer or to turn it down — just type both actions into your Universe Splitter, and press the "Split Universe" button.
Universe Splitter will then, over the internet, activate a remote "Quantis" brand quantum device (made by id Quantique, and certified by the National Metrology Institute of Switzerland) which will send a single photon into a quantum "either/or" state. According to current scientific thinking, though, the photon will actually be in a "both, but in separate universes" state!
Within seconds, Universe Splitter will report to you which of those two universes you’re in, and by taking a different action in each, you will cause these otherwise identical universes to diverge.*
Of course, you won't be able to see or interact with that other universe. In fact, you may question whether anything at all happened. But according to the prevailing quantum theory, there will be two of you pondering whether anything just happened!
Right now you're probably wondering: Does this app genuinely contact a quantum device in Geneva? YES, it absolutely does, and we would be happy to provide proof of this upon request. Email email@example.com for more info.
As BDembko writes: "The real joke... is that it's NOT a joke. Which actually makes it funnier, if you ask me. (Kind of an Andy Kaufman kind of thing) The guy actually went the extra 10 miles... and it seems so absurd to us, that we figure it's a joke. But it's not... which then means it is. This is seriously quantum humor to the extreme."
And -- if an infinite supply of universes isn't enough for you -- this app also gives you stylish, retro, machine-age graphics (complete with industrial-strength sound effects) which will underscore the awe-inspiring significance of each twist and turn of your ever-branching multiverse.
If you're a believer in the "Many Worlds" interpretation of quantum behavior, this app is a must. And if you're not, just think of this as THE most random of all coin-flip apps -- in that it uses the single most unpredictable thing in the known universe: a single quantum event!
*According to prevailing quantum theory. Universes cannot contact each other. Not responsible for user's actions. ©Copyright 2009 Eric Daniels - All Rights Reserved
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