Official Trump 2020 App

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I am a committed member of the harem of lord almighty trump and his great orange power so of course I had to download this app. I was making my account when I was flooded with pop up after pop up my phone stopped worked and my computer refused to turn on, I couldn’t even get my tv to turn on when suddenly all of my screens turned on in unison. An eerie blue light filled my house until the shadows themselves were trembling and on all the screens flashed words in quick succession which read “make America”. That’s it just “ make America” make America what? Has our savior given up on making it great again?? How can I support my great leader without a clear message for our harem children??? Soon after the message all my tech started working again but all my accounts have been drained of money. I’m glad my big daddy trumpy wumps has all my money I don’t need food or water or a home or basic human rights/ resources and now thanks to trump no one will ever have any of those things... Thank you big daddy

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I’m a huge trump supporter, ever since I heard he went to military school I knew he was a patriot rather than a naughty kid who his parents sent away because they didn’t know what to do with. But I will say I’m disappointed. First things first, there were an enormous amount of typos, many of the words were replaced with Russian? An American app should be written in AMERICAN. At some point it started to ask me if I approved of my president. Of course I said yes but it popped up every 2 minutes. THEN this app asked for all of my personal information! My address, email, phone number, age, citizenship status, and lastly my social security number! This is my PRIVATE information. I’m beginning to question my presidents citizenship status, after all he did ask for all the information needed to steal my identity... All together I expected more trump news about his accomplishments but all I saw was viruses and adds for porn:( really upset about this, the president needs to step it up.

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This app is outrageous. I thought the president would never give up on us. He said it himself: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, or hurt you. Well he hurted all of us. He took over Manhattan like he was a bunch of Muppets! He’s holding the Bible all wrong! My Christian Minecraft server won’t stand for it. I NEED to speak to the manager. One of these days I’m gonna wake up in a coma. A coma of DISBELIEF. Disbelief that such a good boi would do such things. Who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics? Plato. Not the chicken wing, chicken wing, hot dog and baloney. There needs to be some way to rate this zero stars. Black Lives Matter. The volume inside of this bus is ASTRONOMICAL. I blessed the rains down in Africa. I’m putting a curse on all of you. That’ll put marzipan in your pieplate, bingo!

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I had initially gotten this app so I could stream Donny’s new song “Bunker Boy.” I thought he would be another wannabe soundcloud rapper, but it was actually really good! (Please stream Bunker Boy and get it to #1 my fellow Trumpies!✨) Though all of the other songs in the album were extremely trashy. Plus, Donny doesn’t even write his own songs??? (He had 20 ghostwriters work on his song “TANNINGerine.”) Donny tweeted that he wrote all of his songs by himself, but he lied to us. When I found out the news, I was extremely saddened but NOT surprised. I was really rooting for your music career, but you’re making it really hard to, Donny. Until you address the whole situation, I will be streaming “Yikes” by Nicki Minaj. Though to all my Trumpies who don’t mind all that, still please stream Bunker Boy. I just cannot bear to listen to his music right now because of this. I hope you understand Donny and all of my Trumpie friends.

The previous person to rate this lied about having to give your social security number. I read his lying message and hesitated (I don’t like giving out my SSN). Then I thought that perhaps it was in order to check for the sake of security, if I registered for a rally or something like that. Well, not even, the app did not ask for my SSN or even my address. Only my email and my phone - to notify me in real time. So don’t listen to the Lying Democrat Troll. This is the only way Democrat’s can win (and by having the dead vote by letter). I am so glad I’m an Independent and not a Democrat anymore. The Lying Media and people like him/her is why I left the party.