Egg, Inc.

I was a bit leery about "Eggs, Inc." at first. After reading other reviews, though, they did leave me a bit egg-cited about what was to come with this newly downloaded game. But, after playing several levels and finding out that I wasn't tied down to just one boring farm, and that I could upgrade, depending on how much my farm grossed. I have to say I was SO happy to find out that with all my eggs-tra golden eggs (and STACKS of cash!) I was able to purchase my next farm and was able to assist with projects dealing with rocket fuel, coming from work accomplished by my OWN EGG FARM! After realizing that I could have an eggs-traordinary time during my eggs-tracurricular occasion could eggs-toll the virtues of having an eggs-tended family of my own! You DO have to shoot down drones, which seems to be an eggs-traneous part of the game - possibly they are attempting to eggs-trapolate research information produced by our Egg Scientists on the farm in the research building...in any case they are NOT to be trusted. In any case, I have had no technical problems thus far, and everything runs fairly smooth after one week of playing the game at least once a day. Before I go, I must eggs-press how some folks like me may find this game to be eggs-hilarating and may eggs-pend pent up energy and help you to relax. This may not be the case for everyone, so this is just my opinion.

While I still love this game I can’t look away from the business model that they’ve implemented. With the new boosts you can greatly increase your production of everything which is great but let’s look at one key factor that rubbed me the wrong way. Your piggy bank can become full. What this means is that you have to spend money to crack it open earlier than you want to. I used to be able to get millions of golden eggs with the massive multiplier I had. Now I can’t do that and those receive far fewer golden eggs per paid piggy bank. It’s a nerf that basically sets the tone for the game becoming pay to win. Crack the piggy bank open for $5 once it’s full or you won’t be able to rake in massive amounts of golden eggs so you can buy boosts that last a couple hours at most. Rinse and repeat until you find yourself wondering what on earth you spent $50 on iTunes for. This game is great and I’ll still support it but it’s taken a huge leap into the greed that so many apps are guilty of. It now forces you to choose between paying money a number of times or suffering through hours of play for minimal progress that leaves you only slightly further than where you started. Before you could save a huge amount of golden eggs, break open the bank, and have enough to last you for a month or more depending on how addicted you are. Now not so much. And I think they raised the price to crack open the bank by a dollar.

In egg inc. there are tons and tons of things to do, you have to get your chickens, upgrade your space, research, and make your vehicles better. I think of egg inc. as a game to make the world a better place, because i'm not that far and i'm only on the Rocket Fuel Egg. So i remember a newspaper that i got and it said that the Medical Egg CURED CANCER! I knew it was only in a game but it wanted me to find out how to cure all cancer. I wish there was a lot more to do before you got your next egg, but egg inc. should also have a chicken food feature. I think there should also be more super cool and funny different newspapers to read about. All my request are optional because egg inc. itself currently is AMAZING. Chickens are some of my favorite animals and in most games, i name myself eggmanbot999. I also thought think that the egg you currently have, should effect all of your stuff and add a new slot for every new egg that you get. I know i said many requests, but they are optional. I have many likes about the game but i can't fit them all in this review because i want to get back to playing egg inc. and try and get egg inc. on my computer to. egg inc. is the best game ever but i'd like it if you took my requests. But over all egg inc. is one of the best games that i've played.

I finally made it to selling Antimatter eggs, after around a year of playing this game. I’ve been prompted by the app a fee times during my progression to leave a review. And I never disliked this game, I just don’t leave reviews. But now, I feel that it deserves my review for how much I’ve played it. Sorry it took so long. If you like incremental games, specifically the type which scales infinitely for the sheer satisfaction of reaching staggeringly high numbers, this is absolutely the scratch to your itch. The gameplay is simple, and the MTX aren’t invasive. You can play this game without spending a dime just by taking it out of your pocket once every few hours, upgrading what you can, and waiting again. However, they have a very clever MTX called the Piggy Bank, and it collects the game’s ‘golden eggs’ (the MTX currency) at a rate of one per upgrade purchased in normal gameplay. You can pay $2.99 to smash it and collect the premium currency, and start the process all over again, with a growing multiplier. After just a few uses, this purchase very rapidly becomes a way to get a massive amount of boosts and upgrades. I essentially pay 2.99 about once every two weeks to play this game, but I’m having fun. Not buggy, and VERY ADDICTIVE.

Let me first off start by saying this is the FIRST game (app) I’ve EVER given five stars to. To put it simple, the game is perfect. Going into specifications, I have a lot to say. The game itself seems like a simple rank ‘em up style points, ie that crappy cash game (not going to promote it with my review). However!!! This is ANYTHING but simple. I haven’t been addicted to a game since back in the Candy Crush days... and even that game was garbage. Addicting, yes. Garbage because it was pay to play. I give this game five stars because the creator(s) really thought this out. You DON’T have to pay for anything!! They even make ads optional, although they can be worth it for a good boost. I’ve also seen that they enjoy people finding exploitation’s in getting “there” faster. Talk about freemiom! I took the liberty of buying the extra silos because I want game developers like this around. It’s a bit rough around the edges, but I think that could be iOS. This still doesn’t deter away from the rating because this game is just that amazing. Simple, super addicting, FREE, and just plain fun. Also, you can make endless puns with how “fresh” Egg Inc. is. I honestly look forward to what they come out with next. GREAT GAME, 5/5, I AM EGGSTATIC! Download and play, you won’t be sorry.